Today’s Noisemakers: Pius Adesanmi, Feyi Fawehinmi, Elnathan John, others

Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Pius Adesanmi

AMCON released her ballon d'or list of 105 delinquent debtors in October. 105 Nigerians & their companies owe N906.109 billion. Many of d listed jibiti debtors are daily in d public arena, mounting highfalutin opinions on d way forward for Nigeria. I miss the Old Testament God.

— Pius Adesanmi (@pius_adesanmi) November 23, 2018

Me too. Dem for don get leprose hands or plague in their households by now.

2. Feyi Fawehinmi

Rare photo of the incoming governor of Lagos with his mummy, Alhaja Tinuke #SanwoEko #PayTheMoney pic.twitter.com/a6VQpX6qk7

— tyro (@DoubleEph) November 23, 2018

Wehdone oo. Just wehdone. Mummy abi?

3. Adebayo Bankole

Dear @MBuhari

One of the reasons many voted for you was the fact that a General will know how to deal with BH.

What is happening to soldiers on the front lines in Borno leaves a bad taste in the mouth

You can't sit and watch them die. Do. Something NOW

Rgds
Concerned Citizen

— Adebayo Bankole Akintunde (@AdeBanqie) November 23, 2018

Exactly! He cannot continue to lie to us that Boko Haram has been partially suppressed and yet more citizens and soldiers die every other day.

4. Elnathan John

I still cannot understand how 100 Nigerian soldiers can be killed in one battle. By a militant group that has been "technically defeated". Not 10. Not 30. Not 50. 100 soldiers. Trained soldiers. Too many questions. Makes me really worried. What is really going on?

— The Writer Formerly Known As Elnathan (@elnathan_john) November 23, 2018

Exactly what we were asking here.

5. Seyi

Politicians will do alot of things to get to power, one will think they use their thinking caps and maximize the opportunity by serving citizens in the right manner, mba! They will be negligent n misbehave in power, then seek reelection after 4 years! This action still beats me

— Seyi milan (@seyi_milan) November 23, 2018

It’s unfortunate that Seyi’s words are nothing out of the truth.

6. Oluwatosin Olaseinde

As you approach your 30s
There will be 20 something year olds doing mind blowing stuff.

Do not cheat yourself by looking down on their age instead of learning or collaborating with them

Don't let your age cheat you

— Olúwatósìn Olaseinde (@tosinolaseinde) November 23, 2018

7. Oluwafunmilayo

So much pressure is always on the first child, to act right, to lead a good example, to succeed. Parents spend so much effort on them and make mistakes too. you have to be perfect cos of your younger ones. To every first child out there, you'll never be a disappointment.

— Oluwafunmilayo (@FunmiKolz) November 23, 2018